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Product:
Tuyo
Manufacturer:
Big Teaze Toys
Genres:: massagers, battery powered, vibrator, external
Reviewer: M. Blythe | Rating:
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Reviewed by M. Blythe
The Tuyo massager by Big Teaze Toys doesn't look like a massager. Actually, my partner thought it looked more like a Pokemon "collect them all" collectors item.
Though it is finely packaged—elegant and sleek with a satin clamshell box and puffy protective inner lining—this product is not your late-night fetish sleaze (not that there's anything wrong with that). It's about the size of a tennis ball, is made of virgin plastic with silicone non-slip grip, chrome trim and comes in white/pink or black/silver.
I love the satin lined case so this little guy doesn't roll all over the place in your sex drawer. It's splash proof—absolutely fabulous!
Tuyo wants to spread love around the world. With an instruction booklet in English, French, Dutch, Spanish, Italian and other languages that I have no clue how to decipher, this toy is made for people across the globe and is perhaps an invitation to some international love affairs.
Three speeds and five patterns of varied pulsation equal eight modes of well, okay, this thing is vibrating but with only one on/control button you never really know which mode you've landed on.
Healthwise this product is free of latex, PVC and phthalates, so it's good for the allergy-prone. Big Teaze Toys actually has a very responsible take on leaving dangerous materials out of all their adult toys. They actually "meet the same stringent European chemical safety standards as are required for children's toys".
The games will never begin if you don't remember the batteries: three AAA Batteries needed. I have been dubbed 'Battery Killer' in my house.
The visual design of Tuyo is exquisite; the technical design of the working parts, not so much.
I was so excited about the night of massage I had in store, but I have to admit I was disappointed. When you are holding the massage ball in your hand, your hand gets most of the buzz. In fact, your hand gets so much of the buzz it starts to go a little numb. So, the person on the receiving end gets a little pleasant buzz but the person on the giving end of things has a numb hand and is no longer in the mood. I think the packaging description needs to change from "Breathtaking Sensations" to "Hand-Numbing Vibrations.”
"Tuyo is lovingly formed with sensuous lines and curves to enhance those moments of erotic pleasure." Very true, but only until you turn it on. Come on, Tuyo! Nobody likes a big tease.
The best way to use this toy is by rolling your own body over it or rolling it between two naked bodies without using your hands; weird, but then you get the benefit of the vibration without having to torture your hands (or someone else's).
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