Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
Pounding beats. Grinding girls. The dance floor, alcohol-soaked, hot and heavy. An episode of whatever the latest MTV dance club show is this week? No, we’re In the VIP. This site’s gimmick runs on a kind of crowd mentality: a few guys and a bunch of girls go out and mix it up at the local club, and somehow they get permission to tape inside. The girls go at it, getting away with as much flashing and simulated sex as they legally can in public, and join the guys in swarming a new girl or two. Everybody’s wasted, everybody’s groovin’, and before you know it, the party’s on in the limo and it’s back to the hotel for some bingity bangity.  The members’ area, filled with images and movies, welcomes you with a nice logo and front page, unlike so many porn sites, actually looks somewhat classy. There’s something weird and sinister about some of the still photos in the galleries, though: the pictures from the dance floor sometimes have stretched-out or blank faces, ostensibly because they can’t get permission from everyone in the club to have their images featured on a porn site. It gives you some insight into the integrity of the hosts, but it also makes for some surreal shots: landscapes of drunken Saturday nights, shifting, distorted images a la Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
 The real stars of this site are the movies, and each weekly episode has a description (though they’re practically identical) so you can get a slight idea what goes on before you start downloading. My favorite part is the first fifteen minutes: we’re in the club, there’s real people milling about, drinking and getting wild, and the regular VIP girls always look like they’re enjoying themselves. I’m much more about the girls draped over each other in the soft booths, their hands fluttering surreptitiously in each others’ panties, than I am about the fairly basic hardcore action that happens when they get back to the room.
The action is fairly questionable in any case. Kelly, whom they pick up in the “S. Beach Style” segment, seems really drunk and out of it: her response to everything is a slurred “yeah.” It’s hard to believe that this girl is aware of what she’s doing, let alone enjoying it.  When the sex gets a little more interesting (read: group action) in “Party Flavors,” there is too much high-fiving and other frat-boy antics between the men involved for it to be much more than embarrassing. And Hailey, the girl of the double-team in question, looks about twelve years old. A tattoo on her back reads “7/8/83,” and I suspect they keep showing it just to prove her legality. She, too, doesn’t seem quite with it, and keeps gently pushing the guys’ hands away with a coy smile when they’re all over her in the club. It’s a shade disturbing, the feeling that the girls they get for this site are mostly too drunk to know better.
But the club scenes, with their shifting focus, sexy pulse, and variety of girls, are worth a trip.
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