Sexual Horoscope - Erotic Zodiacs

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Aries Mar 21-Apr 19

ilLUSTration: A man visiting a foreign country is delighted by the way he is invited into a holiday cultural dance. The delight and passion in the dancers’ faces are clear, even though the music and language are foreign.

Solo: The moon is a waxing half in your sign during the fourth week of the month, causing your sexual impulsiveness to balance out a bit!  For males, this may be a good time to show how your self control can be attractive to others, or devote some time to yourself! 

Duo+: You’ll find that nonverbal communication will be effective this month.  Don’t focus too much on the details, but instead pull back and enjoy the experience together.  Women should take the lead when possible for a wild sleigh ride of action!

Taurus Apr 20-May 20

ilLUSTration: The beautiful Goddess Diana bathes herself in a glistening pool under moonlight while a hunter watches her from the bushes, unaware of the godly anger he will incur should he be discovered.

Solo: The nearly full moon starts her month out in your sign, and she returns during the fourth week as waxing gibbous!  This may cause you to want what you can’t have at times, which is not a bad thing if you channel your inevitable frustrations into something positive.

Duo+: Allow the woman to take the lead when possible, and trade off when necessary.  Women may find it tempting to fantasize about a different partner.  This can be done in a healthy way, but make sure you aren’t losing sight of your real partner’s reactions!

Gemini

ilLUSTration: A pair of women race barefoot through the trees to a campfire, oblivious to the snow beneath their feet, thinking only of being the first to reach the goal!

Solo: The full moon is in your sign at the beginning of the month, and she returns as the waxing gibbous during the last week!  That is an incredible amount of sexual energy for females especially!  Make sure you schedule time in to your day for some personal care! 

Duo+: Plan for and around your goals together. Perhaps getting over some fears are in order, or granting some long-awaited fantasy wishes! Men, make sure that you’re giving your partners the whole-body experience, rather than focusing on one routine!

Hot Spots: 1, 2, 28, 29

Cancer Jun 21-Jul 22

ilLUSTration: A storm moves in so quickly that the bright and sunny day suddenly turns as dark as if it were night.  The squall is short lived, but terrifying while it lasts.

Solo: The waning gibbous moon moves through your sign during the first week and she returns as the full moon at the end of the month with a lunar eclipse, for that reason, you may have a hard time allowing yourself to cut loose at first, but later you’ll find a way to scratch that itch!

Duo+: For you, the lunar eclipse has the possibility of manifesting itself as sexual insecurity!  Don’t let yourself worry about performance anxiety too much, or worry about your love or skills being overshadowed by another. The truth is that those who are with you can connect with your energy on a deep level.

Hot Spots: 3, 4, 30, 31

Leo Jul 23-Aug 22

ilLUSTration: A runaway truck without it’s brakes rolls down a hill while the driver frantically searches for a place to roll up a soft incline in order to slow the motion! 

Solo: Mars energy gives a special boost to men, while women are energized by the waning gibbous moon entering during the first week.  Make sure to take advantage of solo time as it may be brief when you’re getting a lot of holiday attention from others! 

Duo+: Rather than indulge the beast in Mars, make sure you keep him under control and perhaps even under wraps during the last couple weeks of the month, as when Mars goes retrograde, you may leap before you look and cause some trouble!

Virgo Aug 23-Sep 22

ilLUSTration: A young couple on a winter  trip share a first kiss under the mistletoe, each one thinking in the moment about how special it is and how they will remember it for many years to come.

Solo: The waning half moon is in your sign during the second week of the month.  A hot idea for you may be to fantasize about past lovers.  Recall everything you can about your sexiest moment with a lover, and feel free to add on a few imaginary ones for a holly jolly time! 

Duo+: Sharing every intimate detail will be a turn-on.  When discussing and planning sex, relish even the smallest of embellishments, such as scents and sexy attire.  In the moment with a partner, experience every touch as if it were a separate encounter!

Hot Spots: 7, 8, 9

Libra Sep 23-Oct 22

ilLUSTration: A wild and leaping bull comes out of the pen with a cowboy sitting tall astride him. The saddle breaks off and the crowd gasps as the cowboy is in mortal peril! 

Solo: Saturn’s energy may distract you from being able to give time to yourself until everything is orderly in the house or until your work is done!  The waning crescent moon is in your sign during the second week of the month, making that period exhausting!

Duo+: Saturn’s energy advises you to make one of you the boss in the bedroom this month!  It is also a good time to establish healthy boundaries, especially if one of you is overstepping them during that early full moon!  Chaotic sex can sometimes be fun, but make sure your partner isn’t wondering what you’re doing in a bad way! 

Hot Spots: 1, 9, 14, 19, 29

Scorpio Oct 23-Nov 21

ilLUSTration: A salmon swimming upstream to spawn gets more and more ragged and determined as he reaches the stream in which he was born. 

Solo: Venus started out the month in your sign, giving women a special libido boost!  The waning crescent moon enters your sign during the second week, handing the power over to men and giving all genders initiative to seek out sexual stimulation for a holiday that is merry but motivated!  

Duo+: Venus initiated the month with the focus on gentle sexual expression, however, by the second half of the month, this may turn into more assertive and forceful loving. Talk your way through it to ease that transition as one may be thinking of gentle caresses in bed while the other just wants to be roughed up against the wall! 

Hot Spots: 1, 11, 12, 13

Sagittarius Nov 22-Dec 21

ilLUSTration: A shopkeeper who commented on how sexy a woman looked in her new shoes runs out after her as she leaves in a huff, upset that he was so forward!  

Solo: The Sun may give you an extra boost of seemingly insatiable energy!  Venus moves into your sign at the beginning of the month, keeping women especially lusty!  The waning crescent moon comes on the scene during the third week of the month.  Mercury retrograde at the last two weeks of the month warns against travel, if you can help it! 

Duo+: Mercury brings out the sexy talk, but the energies from Venus ask you to keep it gentle and romantic, when Mercury goes retrograde during the fourth week, you could put your foot in your mouth if you aren’t careful and cause a fallout in a relationship!  Arguments come easier during the holiday season!

Hot Spots: 1, 5, 10, 14, 20, 21

Capricorn Dec 22-Jan 19

ilLUSTration: A man about to propose to his girlfriend underneath a meteor shower makes a wish upon a shooting star! 

Solo:  The new moon may cause a dry spell during the third week of the month.  The Sun gives men a boost during the latter half of the month, and Venus joins him as well for the ladies to find some self love time and energy! 

Duo+: Uranus causes surprises this month, but since it has gone direct, most of them will hopefully be planned surprises that can be pulled off well!  Mercury jumps into the scene during the first week, allowing you to say the right words to the right people at the right time! But watch your tongue at the end of the month!

Hot Spots: 5, 21, 25

Aquarius Jan 20-Feb 18

ilLUSTration: :  A couple make love in a mountain cabin. After they finish, blissful and exhausted, they notice a bird flitting past the window. 

Solo: Neptune may have you fantasizing up a storm!  The waxing crescent moon works during the third week of the month, causing a new interest that should be investigated even if you must do so in secret!

Duo+: Jupiter asks you to take the lead!  There’s a right way and a wrong way to bring up a request for a special favor in bed!  Make sure that you bring it up at the right time, which is usually after you’ve blown your partner’s mind with their own sexual favorite!

Hot Spots: 1, 2, 11, 15, 19, 20, 30

Pisces Feb 19-Mar 20

ilLUSTration: A swimmer tries to hide his erection as he passes an especially gorgeous fellow swimmer at the community pool.

Solo: The waxing crescent moon moves through your sign during the fourth week of the month, causing men to sit up and take notice of anything even slightly arousing!  Both genders should follow their instincts whenever possible!  This is a good opportunity to drop subtle hints in conversation with friends that you’d like to explore becoming friends with benefits! 

Duo+: A need for love fills Pisces partners with an even greater need to speak and share about it!  Another hot activity for Pisces people this month is to show your strength in bed.  Take a position on top to find yourself increasing your own stamina! 

Hot Spots: 30, 31